Meet the Judgy Alien Baby — the tiny extraterrestrial who came all the way from Planet Sass to silently observe your earthly nonsense 👀. Whether you’re doom-scrolling, binge-eating snacks, or “working from home,” this adorable alien will sit by your side, wiggling in disapproval (but still looking ridiculously cute while doing it).

Made from high-quality biodegradable polymer, the Judgy Alien Baby is proof that sustainable design can have a stellar sense of humor. Choose between the keychain edition to bring your judgmental friend on all your adventures or the desk wiggler edition to keep you company while you pretend to be productive.

Perfect for collectors, stress-relief seekers, and lovers of weirdly adorable things, this little alien delivers equal parts fun, fidget, and side-eye. After all, who needs a guardian angel when you can have a Judgy Alien Baby watching your every move? 👽💚

Key Features:

• 👀 The Ultimate Side-Eye Specialist: Meet the Judgy Alien Baby — your new pocket-sized buddy who silently judges your life choices while keeping you entertained!

• 🌿 Eco-Friendly Extraterrestrial: Crafted from biodegradable, eco-friendly polymer, this alien might come from another planet, but it totally supports saving ours 🌎.

• 🔑 Keychain or Desk Wiggler – You Decide: Clip it on your bag, hang it on your keys, or let it wiggle on your desk — this alien fits perfectly into every dimension of your life.

• 💫 Sassy Movements, Stress-Free Vibes: With smooth articulated joints, the Judgy Alien Baby wiggles, twists, and shakes like it’s judging you for stressing out — instant relaxation guaranteed.

• 🎁 Out-of-this-World Gift Idea: A hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who needs emotional support from a sarcastic alien. Great for birthdays, offices, or "Just Because".